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This page is going to be a thoughts and quotes page, filled with different qoutes and thoughts that I find amusing, or just plain informative.


"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"The dumber people are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them." 

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

"I'm not hard of hearing, just very tired of listening."

"It's not that I'm afraid to's just that I don't want to be there when it happens"

"I tried to snort coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

"If you think that nobody cares if you're alive....try missing a couple of car payments"

"Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any"

"It's not the pace of life that bothers me. It's the sudden stop at the end"

"My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 71. Now she's 86 and we don't know where the hell she's at"

There will be more just give me time :)

i cum in peace